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How does the Atheist Mafia choose its Don?
Categories: Games | 22 responses
Should we vote?
Or should we do it old-school and let the Don be the victor of a bloody turf war?
St. Alia: I think there is only one Don per family. The leader of a specific territory is called a "caporegime" or "capo" for short (hence my name).
LOL, voting is too civil…
Oh, definitely Old School. If we’re a real Mafia, we’ve gotta walk the walk.
I propose that it’s a CYBER bloody turf war, though. I’m not good with real physical pain!
[[edit]] Kerri, you were crazy enough to bring it up, but baby, I brought it to the attention of the masses. You get credit for being crazy. That’s it. You’re not an atheist so the most you get is honorary membership.
Like this:
“Eeeny meeny miney moe….”
You know the rest …
vote? common this is the mafia!
It is usually the one that acts like the biggest troll of all time…..
… wait….
… that you right? Don VM…
There will be no new Don while I’m around.
Hmm…I gave you guys 20 questions to ask and new names as a result. I think deserve to be the head of this syndicate.
Can we have multiple Dons? You know the east coast Don, the West coast Don, the Asian Don, etc…?
Lol, I could be the freakin’ milkmaid don (midwest here).
We could try a game of Musical Chairs.
I don’t know whether to be amused or annoyed.
Ironic? Unintentionally ironic? I’m so confused.
I’m not the leader type. So I’m officially removing my name from consideration. However, I haven’t seen a good cyber bloody turf war in months! Can I watch, and immediately proclaim my devotion to the victor?
Whoever can eat the most babies in one sitting. Can I be the mascot? (I know that syndicates don’t have mascots, but since we’re making the rules as we go…)
Since I’ve already called dibs on the name “The Godlessmother”, I think I should get to be the Don.
A true organization would have multiple heads forming a council, each running a specific district. Major decisions would be made by the council, while the day to day of each district would be left up to that don.
I’m self-appointed
OBVIOUSLY WHYNOTASKDON IS THE DON
“Oh, but you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.”
We should take it in turns…
Or I will start yelling, “Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
Gotta love Python LOL
We could decide by whoever puts the crazy religious nuts in their places the most often.
I don’t get a vote, do I? I’ve finally accepted my role:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it_9yqEKA60
Natural selection, of course. Or perhaps a baby-eating contest.
capo of Ann Arbor hahahaha – might as well be of Hell
LETS GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!
does the AM need an enforcer? I could use some practical real world experience with my martial arts — for instance, I have been taught to enucleate an eye — but I really haven’t found anyone to volunteer so I can get the real experience of that…..