Posted by Hostile on April 1, 2009

How do I regain my manhood after being a wimp addicted to World Of Warcraft?





I finally quit that game for good and now I want to know how to regain my manhood back.

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  1. oh no not me Says:

    Go out and get some ass and then you’ll be fine

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  2. La Says:

    Get a hooker ASAP.

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  3. Sacred Beetle Says:

    Burn everything related to World of Warcraft, go to the gym and get a tan.

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  4. Jap Slaya Says:

    I’m sorry but you can’t. That shit ruins lives. Sorry dude.

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  5. prince_elmo92 Says:

    workout and shave
    next, find a girl and stfu :P

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  6. bigboy Says:

    not play world of warcraft and go out

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  7. Skytal Says:

    My brother is a bad ass marine, my girlfriends drool over him every time he visits, and he plays soccer like he’s freaking Pele. And yes, he’s addicted to Warcraft, ADDICTED!!!! Consider your manhood intact. Apparently that game has no bearing on it.

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  8. ek 5 Says:

    Go where people congregate, and make some new friends, you may want to check and see if maybe your old friends (pre-WOW) will take you back. Meet girls, take them out, maybe get some physical action going with a couple of them, most of all, have fun in the real world.

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  9. Terry Says:

    Build a bonfire in the back yard and put your computer and software in it. Light the fire. Roast marshmallows. Shoot a squirrel. Drink a 6 pack of Coors, belch, grab Daisy Mae’s a$s and carry her off to the hayloft.

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  10. Nick H Says:

    Get ripped and bang multiple supermodels…it’s the only way

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  11. linda_durrant39 Says:

    hey dont put yourself down it doesnt make you any less of a man by getting addicted to a game im sure your a lovely man manhood is merely a gender thing not a personality thing im sure when you find the right lady you,ll regain your confidence in yourself take care and anjoy life the rest will follow its just a lack of confidence i get that sometimes after all were only human

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  12. bob Says:

    I suggest buying the book: The Game by Neil Strauss and then his new novel: Emergency… I used to be a gamer nerd as well. The Game literally changed my life. I suggest you at least take a look at it!

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  13. Austins mommy Says:

    By saying Manhood, do you mean fulfilling your duties as a man, the duties you have been neglecting? Are you a father? Or a husband? Or even a boyfriend to someone? I also play WoW..I’m a wife and mother. However I don’t see myself as addicted. I Limit my play time and make sure my family gets plenty of my time. Its good you quit if you cannot handle moderation. If you have children, wife, girlfriend, sit down and talk with them. Let them know you understand that you have been neglecting them and that things will be different now. Perhaps let them dispose of the game and everything that has to do with it. Also be sure that your addiction does just migrate to a new game. I would stay away from video games in general for awhile to be sure of that. Try and get more involved with hobbies. Start fishing up or take your kids/friends for a bbq in the park. :) Good luck to you!

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  14. Mr.Chavez Says:

    Lol, what everyone is pretty much saying go out, relax do something.

    Ive been playing WoW a month after it came out. I still go out with friends and have time for my awesome hot fiancee , i go to the gym and try to keep myself from doing other things as well.

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  15. Lana D. Says:

    Well if you say things like “Want to know how to regain my manhood back” you don’t deserve manhood. Learn how to write; don’t be redundant.

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  16. ashitaka0123 Says:

    Get WoW back

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  17. alexissdad Says:

    ok first off you man hood has nothing to do with you gaming hobbies. i am a police officer and a military veteran i play wow every chance i get and my girlfriend/ fiance plays as much as i do. i also fix my own truck lift weights and drink, party on the weekends, the game dose not control me ( as it took me 3 years to hit lvl 70) you are who you want to be, do not let others judge you and do not judge your-self to harshly be confidant in who you are and your man hood will be restored, but if it needs to be restored was it ever there? ……

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  18. wrestler0807 Says:

    remember once you quit there’s no going back

    and it can be painful to quit so get some thing to keep your mind off of the “game” for a while.

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  19. King †horn Says:

    Become a warrior, lvl to 80 and beat the crap out of everyone you meet, and be sure to yell out and a very manly way after every kill, but you have to stay in shape physically in order for it to work, if you dont then you’ll just be a fat jerk.

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